According to Louie, Greeks got gay massages before battle, which made them weak against ISIS. What is a gay massage? I mean, I've gotten a massage from a female masseuse; was that a gay massage? Do gay massages take place in the way-back room of a bar called The Saloon? Has Louie Louie had a gay massage? With Marcus "Totally Straight" Bachmann?
This of course also begs the question: Are ISIS illegal immigrants, pregnant with terror babies, and infected with Ebola, coming to our shores to give gay massages, and thus destroy this country? Honestly, if you close one eye, you can hear Dear Louie starting down that path.
Lest anyone think I am casting aspersions on Louie's asparagus, perish the thought. I love asparagus. I am casting aspersions on Louie Gohmert, because I think he's really and truly insane. He believes the fetid shit that falls from his lips, and the fringe that is now the GOP thinks he's fab.
Please enjoy (?) the video; I have to go buy crab legs with food stamps.