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Monday, December 12, 2011

Gingrich Receives Key Endorsement


In what some in the political arena are calling a shock, Gary Busey, Academy Award winner and avid motorcyclist, has abandoned Donald Trump in favor of Newt Gingrich. When asked why he changed horses, Busey responded "I found a flower next to a recycling container that touched my soul. So I ate it." Busey then darted behind a doughnut shop and proceeded to bark like a dog.

The Donald didn't seem phased by Busey's actions, telling The New York Weekly Pox he knew Busey would dump him after he was fired from Trump's pseudo reality show "Celebrity Apprentice." Trump believes Busey is a "good guy, with a good heart, and almost half a brain."

Newt Gingrich had this to say about the endorsement:

"Is that the weird guy on that cable show about stupid drivers who always looks high and one eye is staring off in a different direction? Or am I thinking of Leif Garrett?"

2 comments:

  1. In humane countries, the mentally ill are sequestered for their own safety; here we give them air time because they are "celebrities." How cruel is that?

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